Psychic Alson

Why do you people always come up to me like i'm some kind of a psychic and that i know your problems inside out?

For the five hundredth time, I'm NOT a psychic.
Look, if im a psychic, i wont be sitting here typing this dumb blog to entertain all you son of a bitches with my blog depicting dumb people over the internet. Both in RF Online AND in RL AND over irc/msn and shit.

What's with you people?

Cant you just use your brains and think? Oh im sorry, you dont have a brain. Then use something of the same level. Maybe your ass.

No. Im serious, dont be ashamed (read: you ought to be) that you use your ass to think. Many people over the internet do. Be proud of it ass-man!

One great example is what i got over MSN from an idoit. ( Name removed to protect privacy and to prevent the retard from crying louder.) Let's just call him retard.

Retard>>Dude
Retard>>You there
Retard>>Kin ( faster in hokkien)
Retard>>Helo

Son of a bitch dont know how to spell hello.

Retard>>Dude

All these typed within 1 minute. Impatient asshole.

Alson>>What
Retard>>Know anithing abt virus?
Retard>>Removing
Alson>>Depends
Retard>>Ok my cousin bro dl some shit stuff

Talk about irony, shit's calling virus shit.

Retard>>In my dad comp
Retard>>virus
Retard>>gg

SON OF A BITCH, DID HE JUST SAID GG ( good game )

Alson>>gg ( read: typed for entertainment purposes )
Retard>>How to rempve

Spellcheck buddy....

Retard>>U know?
Retard>>There's a toolbar on the internet homepage sumore

Toolbar's on the internet explorer, not the homepage....

Retard>>Muz remove that first
Alson>>Wow
Alson>>Okay
Alson>> Did your dad receive the telepathy anti virus i sent him with my brain waves ?
Retard>>^^

Son of a bitch can appear so happy in this kind of situation...

Retard>>Dude kin
Retard>>Father gona come home
Retard>>I fuking scared
Alson>>You think im a psychic?
Retard>>No as in wat u know
Retard>>aniting
Alson>>How the fuck am i supposed to know what shit is that freaking .. piece of technology is infected with?
Retard>>Ok brb

Hope he gets the name or at least something... just give me anything

Retard>>Dude back
Retard>>One ting
Retard>>The homepage
Retard>>Wun fuking turn to yahoo

SON OF A ..... Yahoo... fuck yahoo ... use google bitches!

Retard>>I set it alot of times
Alson>>Wow
Alson>>Then?
Retard>>-_-
Retard>>U so pro in comp
Retard>>U dont know meh
Alson>>Yeah
Retard>>Do i dl AVG?
Retard>>And remove?
Alson>>And i excel in psychic arts too.
Retard>>OMG
Retard>>I super scared now
Retard>>Aniting
Retard>>Just say one thing.
Retard>>Watt o do

I can tell your scared when you watt o do ...

Alson>>One thing
Retard>>Yeah what?
Alson>>You asked me to say one thing.
Retard>>zzz
Retard>>k i gtg
Alson>> Bye ...

If he's murdered by his dad for "obtaining" a virus, he deserves a darwin award. First place.

Oh before i end this post...

Helvetica, the typeface everyone loves to hate—and hates to love—now has its very own coffee cup. Austere but oh so cute and clever.

You can get it for $18 bucks at Veer. Also, don’t forget to check out the Helvetica film.

Too bad, I don’t drink coffee at home. :-(

I only drink from starbucks.

Oh by the way, dont try McCafe's Latte Frappe. It taste like aftershave.