Trip to Retarded Ether

First of all, I am NOT sorry for not posting yesterday. So stop bugging me on MSN and RF asking me why I did not post yesterday. I don't have to explain my social life to you retards.

Secondly, I should really write to RF telling them to block off Ether because it was abandonned and now overrunned by retards. Today morning as i was heading to Ether to get some items for quest. Damn it, i didn't see a single CallianaAtroc. I was SURPRISED. You could've seen the look on my face.

It spelt C-R-A-P.

I knew something was wrong. The voice at the back of my head tells me to turn back right now and settle for hunting the Chooties. But I didn't listen.

Do I ever listen? No...

I'm not some kind of prophet. And No, i'm not a psychic. Damn it.

So i went in. To my surprise, i found a group of Bells chatting there. Standing in a circle. Like a reunion or something and they were chatting.

I took out my Metal Gear Solid cape and crept beside them to eavesdrop.

LordChewy>> so my dad found my porn folder
LordChewy>> and he was getting all pissed
LordChewy>> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
LordChewy>> "i know dad"
LordChewy>> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
LordChewy>> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C:Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes"
LordChewy>> and he just shut up
kingKahn>> what is it?
LordChewy>> its his porn folder

Whoa .... Retards ...

My suspicion is confirmed after hearing the next conversation.

Th3No0b>> Im going to be the next hitler
Th3No0b>> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
RageAgainsttheAccretians> why the clown
Th3No0b>> See? no one cares about the jews
RageAgainsttheAccretians>> lmao
tag>> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
Ouroboros>> Ok.
tag>> | .
Ouroboros>> . |
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Ouroboros>> . |
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Ouroboros>> | .
Ouroboros>> Whoops

Worst of all...

Rabidplaybunny87>> Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23>> why?
Rabidplaybunny87>> Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87>> So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23>> oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87>> Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87>> Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87>> talk about bad timing...

Having heard this, i dropped my cape laughing. This is what happened after they caught me.

Rabidplaybunny87>> GOD DAMN IT, AN ACCRETIAN SPY! RageAgainstAccretians! DO YOUR JOB!!
RageAgainstAccretians>> OH YEAH, SUCK SPEAR YOU PIMP.

I see a fat bell jump at me.

*DODGE*

RageAgainstAccretians>>Wow, you're good. Take this.

RageAgainstAccretians casts Dragon Lance

*MISS*

RageAgainstAccretians>>You prick!

*Cast name change
*Name changed to Prick for 5 minutes

Prick casts poke

RageAgainstAccretians is dead and will revive in Bellatos in 10 seconds.

RageAgainstAccretians>> Oh i hate you!

THIS is the reason why Ether has to be blocked off. I'd better start drafting the letters to the head right now. Before more retards infest Ether.