Alson gets a warning from bank

Today.... i got a letter for myself. It was wrapped in a white envelope. I almost jumped for joy.

Alson have NOT received a letter that was not a piece of note asking him to either

1) Pay money

or

2) Get the fuck away from note writer's girlfriend

So, i opened it up with a letter opener. It was from my bank.

I got an official warning from my bank. I usually pay my debts as "Canadian Drug Money", they never objected, but then I forgot my mates cell phone number, we were both doing Internet banking at the same time.

So I give him a 1 cent payment going "What's your number"

And we start having this whole conversation. It was like web chat. So like 87 payments later, the bank rings me up and were like, "Have you thought of getting MSN?".

I replied this Steve fellow saying that we were making legit payments as i lost a cent to him in a poker game. He said okay and hung up. Now after 93 payments, the bank sent me an official warning. If you're a prick like Alson, you'd probably call up the bank asking for a reason of the warning right?

No? Whatever, I don't care.

I called them up, asked for the bank manager to explain himself (which i didn't gave him time to explain) and threatened to return my card as the Steve guy said it was OKAY to pay in 1 cents . The manager said that he was very sorry and proceed to void that warning and after about 10 minutes, they agreed to send me a $50 Robinson's voucher as apology.

No no no, don't get me wrong. I'm not the dumb one here. The dumb one is the manager.

My card is a debit card. (A freaking savings account.)

How the hell can i return the god damn card ?

Talk about irony.

Oh yeah, before i forget, i found this comic on the net, thought it was meaningful. Gonna own you all son of a bitches !!