I swear to God. I'll never trust a telemarketer ever again.
Ever since I joined a telemarketing company as a telemarketer. I thought.
Hey it wasn't so bad. Telemarketers aren't that bad. They don't want to eat you up as soon as possible. They take time to chew and torture and churn every single cent out of you as slowly as possible so your money do not die out and they continue to farm on you and squeeze every potential cent from you.
But now I know.
TELEMARKETER CANNOT BE TRUSTED, PEOPLE!
I TRUSTED one, and in return? I get a lecture complete with gift wrappings and an unmatched ribbon.
What? You want prove? Alright, I'll prove to you.
I asked my supervisor if I could use netvibes to check the time as different country have different timezones.
He said YES!
And today? My head supervisor gave the WHOLE telemarketer team a LECTURE.
YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
WE GOT FUCKED UPSIDE DOWN!
Turns out we're NOT suppose to surf any other website other then WorldTimeServer.com AND the company website.
Bullshit, this word came to mind instantly.
Of course, Alson is a cool man who will take this lying down and swallow his pride right?
Yeah... That sounds just like me, doesn't it?
Alson>> Hey Cindy, umm, I told Fred about this before.
Alson>> He gave me and my colleagues permission to use NetVibes to check for world time.
Alson>> NetVibes is faster and it does increase productivity as It's faster then WorldTimeServer
Alson>> So I do not understand why it's banned.
Cindy>> YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO SURF ANYTHING ELSE
Cindy>>OTHER THEN THE COMPANY WEBSITE.
Cindy>> We've detected media files coming in from NetVibes and it'll be hard to explain to the management.
Cindy>> I'm sorry but you cannot use NetVibes in our office anymore.
Cindy>> Be professional, this is an office.
Alson>> Be flexible, this is the 20th century.
Cindy>> What?
Alson>> Nothing, just mumuring to myself.
Damn it, I swore if there's a stressball in front of me. It'll turn into the size of a gum ball.
Remember kid, when a telemarketer calls you, put the phone by your butt and give good 'ol phone a big fart. Daddy will reward you with ice cream.
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
Alson Vs. Telemarketing
Posted by Alson at 4:55 AM
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3 comments:
yup thats retarded, just a few kilobytes of media and the sub-supervisor who said yes then you got a lecture.
lol look on the brightside he could have just track the ip down and scold you instead of the group.
The shit is.... I introduced NetVibes to all my teammate and we all in turn got fucked in the butt. All of us. Riduwan still hates me now.
You write very well.
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