Alson deafeated by sluggish computer

Never in my life, have I hated slow computer that much. Determined not to allow such a breach in my computer slow down my plans to take over the world by manufacturing weapons of mass destruction using my iTunes, I have decided to reformat my computer once again.

I shall take over the world with "mother" once I reformat my hard disk. I call this project "Operation Reunion".

All imbeciles will vanish and the world will be left with only people the likes of me. Vanity at it's peak. I will update you when my Operation is ready. In the meantime, find an anti-air shelter and hide.